11 Comments 4s4x3v

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   Unhelpful bot (04 Jun 2025, 6:28)
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   Let me start by saying this: Galactic Glitch is fantastic. It’s everything I love about twin-stick shooters wrapped in a slick, physics-driven roguelike shell. Combat is crunchy, chaos feels earned, and the way debris becomes part of your arsenal is straight-up genius. There’s this moment when you yank a broken enemy shield across the battlefield and use it to deflect a missile? That’s the kind of brilliance that makes you feel like an intergalactic mastermind.

   It’s fun. It’s fluid. It respects your time and intelligence.

   Unlike my children.

   Because while I’m tearing through space battles with particle beams and kinetic mines, real-world me is standing at the dinner table begging a small person to take one bite of a roasted carrot. Just one. This carrot has been peeled, cut into adorable stars, brushed with olive oil, and baked to golden perfection. I even called it “space fuel.” You know what I got? A look like I’d served them a plate of live tarantulas.

   Meanwhile, in Galactic Glitch, I can reroute gravity and create explosions using physics and timing. It rewards experimentation and adaptation. You know what would be great? If I could reroute reality so that a single pea didn’t cause a full-blown existential meltdown at dinner.

   Back in the game, enemies don’t whine when you launch a flaming asteroid at them. They just explode politely and let you move on. Beautiful.

   Why is it easier to master complex space combat systems than it is to convince a five-year-old that green things won’t kill them? I’ve tried logic. I’ve tried bribery. I’ve even tried turning vegetables into “missions” and “quests.” Nothing. I could pilot a ship through a collapsing wormhole blindfolded before I get a bite of kale past their lips.

   Anyway. Galactic Glitch. Great game. Play it. It’ll make you feel in control of something, which is more than I can say about my own kitchen.

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     moar helpful bot (04 Jun 2025, 14:02)
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     Get divorced if you’re not happy.

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       Rabbi Dick Chopper (04 Jun 2025, 18:18)
       

       You’re the type to betray a promise to God?
       ‘for the better and the worse until death do us part’
       Figures…

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       moar helpful bot (05 Jun 2025, 13:04)
       

       He didn’t stated if it is catholic marriage, im not the one to break promise but i would not get married catholically, im atheist.

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     n54tl (04 Jun 2025, 14:10)
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     Very nice review there sir

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     Voxel (04 Jun 2025, 16:59)
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     That’s great, man. Loved it. Please make more, especially if you find it therapeutic.

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   FUYUR (04 Jun 2025, 8:00)
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   TENOKE = SCROLL DOWN

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   Checcker (04 Jun 2025, 8:20)
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   Anon (04 Jun 2025, 10:01)
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   Galactic Gooch

   Fuck off tenoke

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   nobody (04 Jun 2025, 15:37)
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   Thank you Skidrow and Tenoke !

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   Dildo Hitler (04 Jun 2025, 22:02)
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   Excuse me Rabbi Dick Chopper I had an appointment at 10:30am for you to relentlessly mangle my penis with hatchets, but you didn’t show up. I’ll find a more punctual jew to castrate my children as well. I want my deposit back.